the pimp of pimps

my names robin, I like long walks on the beach, I stay playing sports, and I'm a raging heterosexual.

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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shutupaubrey:

when i was little i used to sit alone on my swing set in my backyard and say swear words under my breath because it made me feel badass

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