the pimp of pimps

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(via hotboyproblems)

bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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(via orgasm)